December 2011
2 posts
Words →
conversation 17 →
October 2011
2 posts
You know you’re in SoCal when the baggage claim is OUTSIDE.
“Your skin looks good, except that you’re bleeding out of your eyes and ears.” Thanks, mom. #Accutane
September 2011
3 posts
Broke in my new hiking shoes (and quads) on St. Helena this morning. Tomorrow is going to be fun.
One parking ticket and an hour later… ALMOST out of Fedex.
Numbness from the dentist is wearing off, as well as my bravery. It’s going to be a long day on the couch. #wisdomtooth
July 2011
1 post
Selling out never felt so good. #ifinallygotaniphone
June 2011
4 posts
Fell back in love with @mattnathanson on the way to work this morning. Can’t. Wait. For. Sunday.
Toot. →
line out the door →
they lay the world at my feet →
May 2011
2 posts
painting my toenails, listening to CAKE and worshiping the sun #whatwereyoudoingwhentherapturedidnothappen
Maaaaaay have just pre-ordered Matt Nathanson’s new album. And listened to all of his new song previews on iTunes. And looked up when he’s next playing near SF.
And realized that I am obsessed.
April 2011
2 posts
never leave without letting you know →
Conversation 16
When it’s dark outside I always fumble with my keys while unlocking the front door to my house. I try to look smooth and efficient to mask the panic that is racing through my mind, because every sound that I hear behind me or in the bushes next to me is making my stomach pounce into my throat. And it’s not people that I’m scared of. Real people, anyway. I have this horrible...
February 2011
5 posts
I love. My job.
http://feministing.com/files/2011/02/celebrating-sarah-palin-not-being-president-presidents-day-ecards-someecards2.png
Aaaaaaaaamen. http://feministing.com/2011/02/10/new-wave-of-anti-abortion-bills-is-about-punishing-women-not-about-saving-babies/#more-29921
Gorgeous day in San Francisco. Damn, I want to live here.
Last day at Grateful Dog, soon to be full-time at Women’s Health Specialists in Santa Rosa!
January 2011
6 posts
This shit is more than fucking ridiculous →
My entire body, uh, accidentally fell into a warm, cozy, Snuggie. And it feels. So. Right.
And we now offer maternity leave. Meaning that if you get pregnant, you...
– my boss (at a staff meeting)
Happy 38th anniversay, Roe v. Wade!
Feministing →
Oh, Sarah Palin...
Now I’m just beginning to feel sorry for you. In a rather amusing way.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/12/twitter-blames-sarah-palin-for-everything/
November 2010
1 post
It’s officially fall in Sac.
October 2010
11 posts
“I’m going to go fix my lipstick. In a very unfeminist way.” #ilovemyjob
First day at work that there’s been protesters! It’s pathetic how excited this makes me.
Annnnndddd. Done! We, uh, didn’t cheat or anything…
Guiness book of world records corn maze. While drunk. With the coworkers.
Just bought a shitload of used Jennifer Crusie novels. Thank. God.
YES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TMTrpugT0E&feature=player_embedded&has_verified=1
Really wishing @ASWomensCenter would do me proud and update their damn twitter. I miss them and their awesomeness.
Just accidentally called a sex line while at work. How does that HAPPEN?
Rain!
September 2010
17 posts
Effen black cherry vodka and sushi with Josh.
Worst overnight at work I’ve ever had. A few of these dogs are lucky that I haven’t strangled them.
Meeting at WHS - already love everyone who works there. Can’t wait to start next week!
A dog at work just crapped out a condom. It’s going to be one of those days…
I think that this is an apology →
“Death Proof” = one of the greatest movies ever. The end.
My neighbor is literally on drugs and screaming “La Cucaracha!” from his window at the top of his lungs…
Think I might go chop all of my hair off today.