Text Messages
Carson: What are you up to? I set aside some time to work on the road bike tonight. It's frustrating.
Me: It's frustrating working on it? I'm procrastinating... I have to finish an essay and shit.
Carson: Well it's a learning experience. I am doing stuff I've never done, and I don't have the tools I need.
Me: That's what she said.
(And... no response. Excuse me while I pat myself on the back.)
May 1st