little victories - “Move 9 seats to the left if you update your...

My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

Sep
15th

Tue

“Move 9 seats to the left if you update your Twitter 5 or more times a day”… Walk of shame at the intern meeting.