little victories - Sour milk. Accidentally drank some this morning,...

My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

Sep
15th

Tue

Sour milk. Accidentally drank some this morning, totally unaware. I thought that kind of crap only happened in movies…