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My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

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My mom cracks me up when she sends me texts about being forced to hang out with my grandpa… They’re all having fun in Sonoma.