little victories - I can TASTE the lack of fat in my reduced fat...

My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

Oct
28th

Wed

I can TASTE the lack of fat in my reduced fat Gardetto’s. They were out of the regular kind and I was desperate. Ew. Mistake.