little victories - Driving myself crazy trying to find my Goddamn top...

My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

Oct
31st

Sat

Driving myself crazy trying to find my Goddamn top retainer. The bottom one was on the floor, meaning it could be anywhere…