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My goal in life is to know all of the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

I often have the strong urge to bitch slap people who drive Hummers.

I can't watch "America's Next Top Model" unless I'm eating something.

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Praying that the rental truck parked in the driveway across the street means that my God-for-saken neighbors are MOVING.